hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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