So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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