I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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