Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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