Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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