Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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