he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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