so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
