I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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