Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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