I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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