you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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