After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
