just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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