so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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