I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Two words: blizzard sex
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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