sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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