Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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