I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
two words...techno handjob
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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