So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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