i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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