North Korea, Best Korea!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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