: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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