and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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