Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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