Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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