I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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