It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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