now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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