whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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