Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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