why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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