She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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