My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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