i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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