i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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