Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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