Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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