Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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