ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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