I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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