I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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