just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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