I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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