It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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