I am puke
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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