Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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