My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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