I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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