Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
tell me about the fingering
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
