Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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