So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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