I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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