I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
last night I used snow as a chaser
there is glitter all over my balls
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