dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Girls should come with a carfax report
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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