ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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