Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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