I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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